mom said we’re getting pizza for dinner
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
omg. yes.
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Its not like thats even his crop hand lol
I know!! That’s what makes it so great like what was he even doing?
the nonchalance of this rider.. makes me LOL
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CASUAL HE MAKES IT LOOK
Hahahaha accurate
When a bullet hits a wall
That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.
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HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING TATTOO EVER.
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If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals
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French artist Xoil has a characteristic tattooing style that looks like he has stamped, stenciled, or drawn directly with a felt-tip pen on his clients’ bodies.
These are gorgeous.
Yeah, these are fucking awesome.
*scrolling scrolling scrol-* OH MY FUCK
Oh I haven’t seen Orlando on my dash in a whi-OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
PERF